domingo, 19 de febrero de 2012

Nueva sección de chistes malos, y Hablando con Dios

Pues después de una semanita algo movida, me ha dado por buscarle otro estilo a Hablando con Dios. Y de regalo, las tres primeras de una serie de chistes malos (Pero malos, malos, ¿Eh?) sobre frutas y vegetales y esas cosas sanas que no suelo comer.







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  1. Some things in life are bad
    They can really make you mad
    Other things just make you swear and curse.
    When you're chewing on life's gristle
    Don't grumble, give a whistle
    And this'll help things turn out for the best...

    And...always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the light side of life...

    If life seems jolly rotten
    There's something you've forgotten
    And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
    When you're feeling in the dumps
    Don't be silly chumps
    Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

    And...always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the light side of life...

    For life is quite absurd
    And death's the final word
    You must always face the curtain with a bow.
    Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
    Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

    So always look on the bright side of death
    Just before you draw your terminal breath

    Life's a piece of shit
    When you look at it
    Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
    You'll see it's all a show
    Keep 'em laughing as you go
    Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

    And always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the right side of life...
    (Come on guys, cheer up!)
    Always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the bright side of life...
    (Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
    Always look on the bright side of life...
    (I mean - what have you got to lose?)
    (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
    What have you lost? Nothing!)
    Always look on the right side of life...

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  2. Anda, la canción del final de La Vida de Bryan. ¿Es alguna indirecta?

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  3. Sí. ¿No se nota que hay que mirar el lado positivo de la vida en respuesta a esa carita sonriente?

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  4. si al fin y al cabo la carita sonriente es mejor que una patá en los cojones que casi nos llevamos cuando nos enfrentamos a Migas...xD

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